AGE:            20
        BIRTHDATE:      12/08/78
        LOCATION:       San Antonio, Texas
        OCCUPATION:     Crack Whore
        E-MAIL:         EML04141@ACCDVM.ACCD.EDU

        ShafT is a dynamic individual who can often be seen asleep at his
        computer.  Currently he weighs 675 lbs. due to his strict regimen of
        eating nothing but pork products.  ShafT is a chemistry tutor at
        the community college he also attends. He is proud to be a pervader
        of misinformation and would also like to note that he is NOT gay.