BORN:           448 B.C.E.
        DIED:           385 B.C.E.
        OCCUPATION:     Greek comedic playwright.
        BORN IN:        Cydathenaeum
        ALIASES:
          MUSICAL:      Sid_Vicious, Moussorgsky, Zappa, Jimi_Hendrix,
                        Sister_Morphine
          TOLKIEN:      Frodo_Baggins, Aragorn
          LITERARY:     Aristophanes, Sophocles, Celsus
          ARTHURIAN:    Lord_Myrddin, Morgan_le_Fay, Sir_Lancelot
          FOLKLORIC:    Puck!, Robin_Good-fellow, Apollo
          FILM:         Spinal_Tap, Derek_Smalls, David_St._Hubbins,
          HISTORICAL:   Nero_Caesar, Caligua
          MISC:         David_Koresh, Shayira, Katey, Jesus_Freak,
                        Gnomeknapper, Legal_Second, Low-Key
                        
        Hello!  My name is Aristophanes and I am a now deceased playwright of
        Greek comedy.  You may recognise some of my works. If you have ever
        read The Knights, The Clouds, The Birds or Lysistrata, then you
        have read my work.